The Vereinigte Königreiche of Alle Deutschland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ernst Jünger with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-working, devout population of 2.626 billion Deutsches have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 26.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Deutsche economy, worth 259 trillion Deutsche Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 98,909 Deutsche Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, Alle Deutschland's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alle Deutschland's national animal is the Reichsadler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Alle Deutschland is ranked 215,568^th in the world and 98^th in Mitteleuropa for Most Primitive, scoring -92.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.